It is now quite clear to me that the Eater Blog has fallen under the power of some kind of malevolence force, possibly a wandering techno-spirit bent on reaping revenge on me. This started with the vanishing blog titles. Today was even worse: photoshop had the electronic equivalent of a heart attack while I was in the middle of banging out today's drawing.I managed to hit the 'print screen' button in the middle of the program crash, and as you can see from the image that I managed to capture proof of the supernatural forces that have declared war on this blog.
I may have to contact a few experts to see who will defeat this evil menace. You can help out by posting a comment to let me know who you think would be best suited to expel this evil: Applicant A, Applicant B, Applicant C, or Applicant L.
Choose wisely. The future of the Eater Blog depends on you!
8 comments:
Oh man, I don't know who to pick. I'm going to have to go with Applicant D. And then I'm going to go and buy an Apple Computer.
I think applicant D, his typing skills are off the chart! also he is super cute! :D
That's a really tough one. Even though she is quite hot, I am going to eliminate B since she is a medical doctor and not a supernatural IT professional.
Applicant A can't say 'library' correctly, so he's out.
Applicant D (you should have made him Applicant L) is pretty awesome, but I don't think that writing 'Photoshop ghost' in his little notebook would solve the problem.
Since all other applicants have been eliminated, and because his real name is Brent, I vote for C!
I just realized that I mixed up Sam and Dean. Dean can 'library' just fine. So I guess I'm going to eliminate him because... uhhh... his car is too nice.
I've managed to rig up a micropulse broadcaster to check blog status. I will be brief so that the techno-spirits don't track this signal.
--Applicant D renamed to Applicant L as per bhink's recommendation--
As it stands, two votes for Applicant L, one vote for Applicant C. If L wins the tally, I expect we will be needing extra crepes.
As the technical malfunctions increase, I am prepared to share all ---TRANSMISSION FAILURE-- SIGNAL LOST--- CREPESCREPESCREPESCREPES
CREPESCREPESCREPESCREPES
CREPESCREPESCREPESCREPES
CREPESCREPS--3R543657354
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WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFTWF
um........ A?
Crepes with nutella!!!!! Although, L would probably want to dip his in chocolate, top with ice cream and add like 20 sugar cubes to play with and randomly eat.
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I'm overwhelmed...I'm getting a beer.
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