Thursday, August 13, 2009

Slim Accommodations

I present the diagram on the left as a rough approximation of our new living arrangements. As you can see things will be getting a bit more tight as we consider which objects will follow us from our three-story townhouse into this thirteen-foot room.

As of last night it was confirmed that my wife's guitar will be sleeping with us from now on. Using the diagram I have determined a configuration where the guitar sits majestically in the middle of the room. There it will loom as a constant reminder that we must work really hard in school, or face the consequences of failure: forever existing in a single chamber that is part bedroom, part storage compartment, and part art studio.

Two classic exclamations to describe how I feel about this: "Great Caesar's Ghost and Merlin's Beard!!!

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Great Odin's Raven!

Momma Bear said...

holy crap. i don't know what's going on in your house but ya'll are crazy.

with love from a friend.

Mrs. B said...

I think that would be defined as "going nuts" or "very stressed out." yahoo!

Ninjamonky said...

By the hammer of Thor!